rhyming dirty jokes
Online Game: Starting With SSS-Ranked Summons
by Risaliyah
[Earthlings! You have been summoned to participate in the Universe's Armageddon...]The voice thundered in billions of minds simultaneously, making Arthur drop his last piece of bread on the dirty slum floor.[Beta Testing Phase: Initiated][10 Million Chosen Participants][You have been selected!]"What the F***?" Arthur clutched his head, the system messages burning behind his eyes. This wasn't some phone notification or TV broadcast - this was inside his skull.[Talent Awakening in Progress...][Sys…
Fated to the Alpha–And His Triplet Brothers
by Azeem_owoade_6932
"You're meant to be the fated mate of the Alpha Triplets."NO WAY.She’s just a human. Weak. Unwanted.Humans don’t have mates, right? And they definitely don’t get picked by the Moon Goddess.Or so she thought.Hazel’s been treated like dirt her whole life—stuck as a human in a powerful wolf family, looked down on by her pack, hated by her own blood, and pushed around by those who were supposed to have her back. She’s the pack’s dirty little secret.But then, something crazy happens.She gets named th…
The Herbal Scents of Farm Life
by Slightly Attractive
Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved.Meet the exceptional relatives:The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first."The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for…
The Full-Leveled Healer Transmigrates to a Real and Fake Rich Daughter Story
by Sky Cold
# DECEPTION # FAMILYDISPUTE # DIVINE HEALERGu Yanfei was reborn. In her last life, it was only after her death that she realized she was the real daughter in a story about a real and a fake rich daughter. She was supposed to be the daughter of a nobleman, but someone switched her with another child at birth and left her leading a wretched life — a cannon fodder from start to finish. The female lead was the fake rich daughter, but she was also blessed with good fortune and the affection of the Gu…
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
Era of Castles: Starting with 99 Dragon Eggs
by Golden Disc
Billions of Humans transmigrated to another dimension, each became a Land Ruler at the start and owned a castle. Each Land Ruler would draw a random starting Soldier-type Building, used to arm their castles. Recruit more soldier-types, plunder resources, and dominate the world! Some drew the Sacred Palace of Knights from the start and commanded troops of knights to crush all obstacles in its way, ruling over vast lands. Some drew the Goblin Cave, developed castle trade, and became renowned dirty…
Rebirth in the 60s: A Path to Counterattack
by A Delicate Hand Paints a Dream
'Dregs' reborn, aiming for a harmonious marriage, children gathered around the knees, and to beat up the scumbags and promiscuous women!The timid and unlucky her, turned life into a sigh, also causing that person and her children to become tragic figures.Reborn, she wants to engrave strength into her bones!Disasters one after another, difficult to fill the belly?No fear, with our Plant Ability in hand, seeds can turn into rice ears in minutes, and white rice and flour can be made at will!Ungrate…
THE SEX DOCTOR (HIS SUBMISSIVE)18+
by Babyauthor
//DARK ROMANCE// BOOK2: The Billionaire's Submissive My new steamy book; The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+) by babyauthorWARNING!THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY SCENE IN EVERY CHAPTER, IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 AND YOU FEEL INSUCRE ABOUT READING EROTIC BOOK, PLEASE DON'T READ. IT CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT!!!...THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE DO BECAUSE YOU WIL REALLY ENJOY IT, IT'S WORTH IT! … (18+) "Please doctor, please fuck me please". Ann begged.Her hands were handcuff below her knee which made her…
Rise of the Rejected Luna
by HeeSha_TA
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT, DARK THEMES]“I will tie you to the bedpost and fuck you like a dirty little slut. Our bodies will meet in perfumes and in sweat until you're screaming for mercy from me… your big bad fuckable lord and Alpha." He vowed and my face seared with humiliation. Wasn't it laughable that I was not humiliated because of his words, but because of what the thoughts that lingered at the back of my mind were? I wanted every bit of it. The crazy wild sex, the toxic bond… somehow—the s…
The Taste of Seduction
by Chichii
Mature content (18+)"How far would you go for love?"[COMPLETED BOOK 1]Cruel and twisted Atlas Martini had 3 rules.1. Never mix business with pleasure2. Don't ever give second chances3. Never get emotional attached to someone.He has never been tempted to break these rules until he met her.His new secretary, Meredith Rossi.With her big glasses and doe eyes, she was the most innocent and pure woman he has ever met. he couldn't wait to taint her.To ruin, claim and bend her over his desk.She was supp…
Completion
by Holly S. Roberts
USA TODAY Bestselling Author Holly S Roberts likes to gloss over her exciting past as a homicide detective and make you think she sits at a computer all day writing. Nothing could be farther from the truth. You’ll find Holly in the mountains on a long hike or at the gym pounding barbells with the boys. She’s a health coach and nutritionist as well as being vegan and proving muscles come from hard work and plant-based foods. When the weather’s too cold for outdoor play, she sneaks into her dark c…
Reincarnated As A Wonderkid
by Lukenn
At Griffin Park Stadium, under England’s cold rain, Danein Blake a worn-out striker fighting for a single moment of glory meets a bitter end. A dirty tackle, a whistle that never came, and a crash into the muddy pitch… that was his final chapter, or so it seemed.But fate had other plans.When Danein opens his eyes, he finds himself in the body of a ten-year-old boy named Leon Fischer, training at a prestigious football academy. His memories remain, his passion still burns—but his name have been w…
Rhyming Poems
by 09GreekFreak
These are some poems, or rhymes, that I have written in my free time. I hope you enjoy.
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
Dirty Little Lies
by Sadiya_Aliyu
“... Till death do us apart.” It was a love promise.Nicolás Moreno has lived his life under the shadows, he was a name whispered for his cruel ways and cold-heartedness, known for being a sadist whose only emotion was hate, his face was thought to be a reflection of his ugly heart.When one dinner changes everything for the gentle, kind Annalise Armillo, she finds herself in church the next day with a different identity and now to be married to the most loathsome person ever, and for a man who en…
The Soldier King Becomes a Useless Little Girl
by MS Fuzi
The female soldier king traverses into a useless little girl, confronting the strongest ghost lord who is both salty and sweet.She is the first legendary female soldier king in history, who traversed and was actually sold by a scumbag!!Unable to cultivate, abandoned, and cursed for a hundred lives, without a good ending?She holds a book defying fate, enslaving the heavens, making the earth her servant. Whoever splashes dirty water on her, she boils it and splashes it back.Punching scumbags, kick…
DIRTY TRILOGY: DIRTY DESIRES
by DEADNARCO
Sumire Massoullevè, is one of the highest-paid actresses and entitled the top 1 most beautiful woman in the world. The sole daughter of one of the richest business tycoons couple in the country, Sumire has been known for being stubborn and persistent since she was a little girl, she was glamorous yet dark. Born spoiled, Sumire gets everything that she wanted. Being an actress is one of her dreams but dejected by her parents, she still pursues it. Despite having everything she wants, Sumire felt …
Dirty Romance
by cheerolex
Emily Walter a scientist who works alongside a company which ultimate goal is the extinction of werewolves while keeping a werewolf as her husband.It won't be long before shed caught in between two brothers. But Emily wants one of them not realizing how much trouble she's bringing..
The Devil's Sweetheart
by ainsley
°°Completed°°°°Alarm bell:Mature content. Slow ignition book. Burlesque comedy, sitcom, full-on entertainment°°°°A small caution: FL is a narcissist.°°"It's always been you and for the rest of my life, it will be you. Till my last breath, I will guard you with my life for eternity. My promise."A near-death experience made her fall into pits of despair. Her story should have ended by then, but did it? No! She raised against the odds.Five years, stardom followed Leena Hayes, she grew up to a renow…
It All Started With Hatred
by Cornflower
Born with a weak body and a deaf and dumb disability, Petal had dreams just like any girl. But unfortunately, she will have to suffer because of her father's dirty business.Two years ago she saved the sister of the most dangerous underworld man, Ethan Wilson, from her father's hands but unfortunately, she couldn't save his wife and his unborn child. For this, Petal will have to pay for her father's deeds and to add to her bad luck she will fall in love with this man.But will Ethan fall in love w…